{"product_id":"milktoast-brands-offensive-crayons-original-edition-24-count-adult-sarcastic-crayons","title":"MilkToast Brands Offensive Crayons Original Edition - 24-Count Adult Sarcastic Crayons","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBold humor meets color\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet MilkToast Brands Offensive Crayons Original Edition, a playful 24-count pack designed for adults who enjoy humor that pushes boundaries. Each crayon carries a bold shade name that swaps safe, ordinary hues for punchy, tongue in cheek color ideas, inviting you to color with a wink rather than a sigh. This set blends practical art tools with a conversation starter, turning coloring into a moment of playful rebellion without taking itself too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eInside this 24-count pack\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e24 adult color shades with cheeky names that swap common hues for sarcasm and wit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe, non-toxic ingredients and vegan friendly status for responsible art making; gluten-free too.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable wax and smooth color payoff ideal for adult coloring books and creative projects.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNot a mere novelty — built for repeated use at gatherings, office exchanges, or playful gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBudget-friendly option ideal for a humorous gift under 20.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eColor, quality, and creative potential\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pigments are designed to deliver vibrant coverage while the shade names spark conversation. Expect clean laydown, smooth layering, and consistent performance across surfaces that adults use for stress-relief, journaling, or doodling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWays to use this set\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGag gifts and White Elephant office exchanges that appreciate sharp humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecret Santa presents for coworkers who enjoy a dark punchline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnhanced moments in adult coloring books and personal art journaling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParty favors and stocking stuffers that invite a smile and a reaction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho this is for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for humor enthusiasts, prank lovers, event hosts, and anyone who wants to add a playful edge to creative sessions without sacrificing safety or quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhile results may vary, these crayons offer a practical color tool that pairs with cheeky shade names to create memorable coloring moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"product-faq-snippet\"\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: What makes MilkToast Brands Offensive Crayons Original Edition unique?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: A 24-color set with provocative shade names designed for adult humor and vibrant color payoff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"faq-item\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-q\"\u003eQ: Are these crayons suitable as gifts for coworkers or parties?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"faq-a\"\u003eA: Yes, they work well as gag gifts or Secret Santa items for adults who enjoy dark humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e","brand":"MilkToast Brands","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55249084219560,"sku":"B0CL68TSNH","price":43.66,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/2990\/9672\/files\/milktoast-offensive-crayons-original-edition-24-count-pack.jpg?v=1770677479","url":"https:\/\/toygame.ca\/products\/milktoast-brands-offensive-crayons-original-edition-24-count-adult-sarcastic-crayons","provider":"Toygame Canada | Playtime Starts Here ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}